I found these in a church bulletin recently and thought I would share them with you. They give a pretty good idea of how Biblical events would be reported today. I thought they were funny and thought they may be a good way to brighten your day. I hope that you enjoy them.
On
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Environmentalist Killed
On David vs Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock
On the Birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple
On feeding the 5,000:
PREACHER STEALS CHILD’S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified over Behavior
On raising Lazarus from the dead:
FUNDAMENTALISTS PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Will
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