Friday, August 31, 2007

Modern Day Headlines

I found these in a church bulletin recently and thought I would share them with you.  They give a pretty good idea of how Biblical events would be reported today.  I thought they were funny and thought they may be a good way to brighten your day.  I hope that you enjoy them.

 

On Red Sea Crossing:

WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE

Pursuing Environmentalist Killed

 

On David vs Goliath:

HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION

Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock

 

On the Birth of Christ:

HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS

Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple

 

On feeding the 5,000:

PREACHER STEALS CHILD’S LUNCH

Disciples Mystified over Behavior

 

On raising Lazarus from the dead:

FUNDAMENTALISTS PREACHER RAISES A STINK

Will Reading Delayed

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